A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Turkey Balls

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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