Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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