- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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