- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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