- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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