A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

My cat just died.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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