- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

A baby seal walks into a club.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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