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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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