What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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