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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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