- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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