- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Andoni was here

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

womens rights.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What's better than a stick? A stone

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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