- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's 9+10? 19

Justin Bieber

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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