whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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A bar walks into a man

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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