- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Flowers are colors Love me

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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