- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

knock knock Goodbye

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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