- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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