- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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