- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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