- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the new green? Green

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

the WNBA.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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