- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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