a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

the WNBA.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

All of these jokes are about white people

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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