Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

were you expecting a joke

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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