- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

My mom

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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