- Anti Joke

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!