- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Women's rights

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Steve Jobs is alive.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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