- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

whats green and lives in the water

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

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