- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Whats 1+1? window!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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