- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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