- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Face Hunter is scum

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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