- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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