Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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