- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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