- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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