- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

123 f*ck off

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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