- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What's the new green? Green

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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