- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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