Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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