- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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