whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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