- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

batman farted so hes retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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