- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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