- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

george goodburn is secretly mexican

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

No it doesnt..

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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