- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Guess what? I like trains.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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