- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

The chickens have become self-aware!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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