what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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my penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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