- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Knock Knock Who's there

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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