Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

can you touch your toes? no

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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