You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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the economy.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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