What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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