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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Cameron is a r e t a r d

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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