What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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