how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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