- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Why are they the "living" daylights?

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

* anti-punchline

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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