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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

school homewrok

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Brain fart

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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