- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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