What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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I'm Polish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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