- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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