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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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