- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Gus's mom

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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