- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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