- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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