- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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