Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Anti Joke

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