- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Get on the boat.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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