Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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