- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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