- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Neither have I

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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