A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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