- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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