- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

No your aunties a joke

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

My spelling is horrible

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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