The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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