- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

I'm tired.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

you will like this because i am black.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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