What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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quantum physics?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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