- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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