Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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