- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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