- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

bangers and mash?

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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