- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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