Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Yellow People !!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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