Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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