- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

All of these jokes are about white people

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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