- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

your mom was so fat that she died.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

HELLO EVERYONE

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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