Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

White men's rights

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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