what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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No

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Anti Joke

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