- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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