- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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