Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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