- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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