what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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