- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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