How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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