The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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